Sung to the tune of “The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring”
          The quintet from Act II
Written by Tom Berg
Performed by Tom Berg, Axl Dahl, Jeff Erickson, Steven Halloin, Maddie Olsem and Sarah Shervey, with Tom, Jeff and Steven sharing the solo throughout the run of the show.

Soloist:

The cell phone that happens to ring, tra la,
Can ruin a very good show;
As we’re trying to dance and to sing, tra la,
A phone call is irritating, tra la,
To everyone else in your row,
To everyone else in your row.
And that’s what I mean when I say and I sing:
Just turn off your cell phone so that it won’t ring.
Tra la la la la-ha, tra la la la la-ha,
Oh bother the phones that ring!

All:

Tra la la la la-ha, tra la la la la-ha,
Make sure that your phone won’t ring!