Sung to the tune of “Over the Bright Blue Sea”
Written by Gary Briggle
Performed by Hannah Pantano

Cousin Hebe:

I have a humble plea.
Turn your cell phones off now, for you see,
It’s ghastly when they go.
Ring! Ring! Their loud distractions go!
Don’t let them ruin the show.
Turn your cellphones off.
That is my plea,
Or they will ruin the show.

Turn your cell phones off now, that’s my plea.
Turn your cell phones off, as I decree!