The Gondoliers ’05
Sung to the tune of “My Papa, He Keeps Three Horses”
The Chorus’ song from Act I
Written by Mark Alt
Performed by James Brooks, Stephen Hage, Dean Laurance and Waldyn Benbenek
I don’ want yer cell phones ringin’!
Here’s da message we deliver:
If it goes off while he’s singin’
Someone ends up in da river!